2/22

Heelllllllllllooooooooooooooooo! Happy 222 Day, everyone! LA La la...

For those of you who don't know why or how we celebrate 222 day, that's probably because you're just not cool enough. That's unfortunate, but I'm not too worried about it.

For those who do, break out your prankin' hats, lobster pots, and simulated fecal matter. Or take a couch nap after watching The Skulls or playing some Tamale Loco (yes, it's still out there.) Or have a blues night about the fact that you can't get 1/2 price Papa John's or remember who GNO and GNT are and which one - if any - was the Burger Queen. Or whatever - as far as holidays go, it's just capricious and arbitrary. Maybe you say those things are played. Soooooo played. But are they, people? Are they?

About as played as a purple slurpie.

Ahoy hoy!